i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this
Yeah. Physics takes like 3 hours to complete every night. Can’t wait to be done with this class.
In other news, recognition is in 4 days and I am going to turn into dust by the end of it.
me on the t-zo when its icy
Correcting Internet DisInformation: The American Space Pen / The Russian Pencil
thank you for this.
The best post I have ever seen.
I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.
This is what pranks need to look like
CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING